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jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

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  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
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we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

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smokeweedandeatpizza:

This is where that aubrey gif came from.

IM CRYING

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renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

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"Hey remember when you used to wear graphic tees everyday and you - "image

"Remember when you used to overedit your pictures and post them on - "image

"Remember in grade 7 when you -"

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"But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer."

- J.R.R. Tolkien (Samwise Gamgee in Lord of the Rings)

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Blog Post - NEWTON, Here We Come!

Divisonssssssssssssssssss ahhhh. Sad you guys are in Newton :( Still best of luck!

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Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon recently turned the camera on her 10-month-old baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey, putting them side-by-side in the some of the most adorable portraits ever.

2115. Zoey and Jasper. Say hello to the cutest baby+dog photos in the world! Follow them on tumblr here.

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jamejarrs:

Attack on Titan for least original anime of 2013, just a ripoff of Bee Movie.

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