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christie19:

So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

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stuartsometimes:

*rolls over in bed and whispers in your ear* do u think the purge anarchy was a successful social commentary or a dangerous implantation of ideas in americas elite

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jaclcfrost:

i forget sometimes that i’m technically an adult. like. how did that happen. who let it happen. i don’t look like an adult. i do not feel like an adult. how do i stop this

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snazzapplesweet:

imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

and as far as i can tell life after college is just “to hell with it”

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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childservices:

tbh if u can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my other worst

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officialunitedstates:

a shady stranger pulls me into a dark alley “hey kid do you want to do drugs” he says as he gives me a pencil and a form.  “I’m doing a survey for the census bureau”

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Source: officialunitedstates

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look i sir i know i dont have many of the qualifications for this job but i beat doom bots level 5 

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i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.


this fucking website

i-nfinitewallflower:

gayseal:

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.

this fucking website

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Source: this-a-n-d-that

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Source: wubangs

"I’m losing control. The room is spinning, my hands are shaking, and I don’t know what to do. Everyone says that I am so damn strong, but they don’t know what goes on inside of me. They don’t know the person I’ve become. Hell, I don’t even know the person I’ve become. I’ve lost sight of who I am, and I don’t like the person I’ve turned into. I want to crawl out of my own skin, because it is no longer my own. It is merely a cage, and I am suffocating."

- "I apologize. This is rubbish." (188/365) by (DS)

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Source: little-miss-tragedy

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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