• Question: imagine a dragon who hoarded librarians and every so often knights come to rescue them and the librarians get very upset because the dragon is quiet and reshelves everything neatly and the knights are Very Annoying - Anonymous
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    hollowedskin:

    niwandajones:

    accrementitious:

    gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

    can I just

    Yes please?

    This is wonderful, assuming the dragon also shelves things correctly. Lord knows that the knights wouldn’t.

    Are those librarians kissing up there? I hope so.

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claratylah:

Building a robot is a zip tie extravaganza. 

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"Be so busy loving your life that you have no time for hate, regret or fear."

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typette:

djlegz:

sizvideos:

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Assassin’s Creed screams in the distance

someone write a youth fantasy novel about this damn thing

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silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

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  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
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quick-tech-news:

Removing the barrier between devices :         more info here«

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Teaching Robots to Run and Jump  :         more info here«

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more robotic advances«
more gadgets and tech gifs«
   
&   more tech news«

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cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

cubchoo:

a shocking but not unwelcome twist

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snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

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myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

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loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

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Mom:

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thenudebootysnatcher:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

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thenudebootysnatcher:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science — the one that heralds new discoveries — is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny”."

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Isaac Asimov

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gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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